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this is the blog of the one and only, autumn (and the crowd goes wild!!). if you've got nothing better to do, read the blog below.April 20 2008
when i go for a drive i like to pull off to the sideof the road, turn out the lights, get out, and look up at the sky
and i do this to remind me that i'm really really tiny
in the grand scheme of things and sometimes this terrifies me
but it's only really scary 'cause it makes me feel serene
in a way i never thought i'd be because i've never been
so grounded and so humbled and so one with everything
(I Like Giants by Kimya Dawson)
I freaking love kimya dawson's songs. she is so talented and writes songs that are really random but make total sense(well, at least to me...i am random so i guess there is a universal language that we random people share.) check out kimyadawson.com!! i'm advertising her like hell here!!anyway...i haven't posted in about a week(exactly a week :3) i am so cool that i don't need to blog every day(yeah right) anyway anyway(my second shot at anyway), damn, i'm using parentheses alot again!whatever...sigh-ness.SATs are tomorrow.i'd just like to spoil the day of anyone in school that is reading this :D i'm evil!!yeah that's right...tomorrow you have to sit in the same room, all day, making dots on paper just the right way, being quiet and sitting still for hours at a time...i'm bumming myself out!happy now?karma has burst into my bedroom and ripped my evil little head off and ate it, then had me sit there for hours and crap it back onto my neck.wow...that was more specific than it needed to be.:/ i'm not even going to try to make a third attemt at anyway. i don't deserve it!so that pretty much wraps up my blog for today so text me, call me, whatever...i'll duct tape the phone to the palm of my face...waiting for YOU.*guilt*
in the mid 80s,
Autumn♥
April 13 2008
I went to a new chapel today(i won't mention the name, because these are some less than nice comments). everyone there was really nice, but that too nice cyborgish nice. like stepford wives, but men and women. i feel really bad saying (typing) that, but that's just the "vibe" i got. the service was really nice, and it seemed personal, even though hundreds of people were in the room and it was broadcasted on tv. so i would give you the name and reccomend going there, but i don't want to ruin their buisness(i like pretending that i make a difference), but still....it's rude to say. I'm just going to avoid typing about other subjects,*cough*MOM!*cough*...i want to try trying to be a decent person so if anyone from the future sees this site, i want it to be a portal to the past, like ann frank's diary(like that's ever going to happen).but with my luck, i'd talk nothing but trash without holding back and the future people will only know this URL and say "hey, all people from the past must have been b****es!" and i'd be regreting it as i toasted marshmallows in hell. all because of my blog. maybe i should just never use a blog again. speaking my mind isn't worth an eternal hell. I've been thinking about doing a make-a-wish foundation for the non-needy, where you can post what you want and donate. all the super rich and the super bad-off get the breaks. that will be a make-a-wish for the lower middle class. txt me if you like/hate the idea, well got to go "to bed"in the orchestra section(WTF?),
Autumn ♥
April 12 2008
Can we climb this mountain?I don't know
Higher now than ever before
I know we can make it if we take it slow
Let's take it easy
Easy now, watch it go
(When you were young from the killers' album, Sam's Town)
not really a reason to putting up those lyrics besides the fact that i was watching the music video on YouTube before i started writing this blog. today i started putting up my songs/poems(all the rhythms i come up for are suck-tastic)hey, this calls for a top 5 list of ways to say suck!
4.Sucky
3.Suckish
2.Succulant(lol)
1.Suck-tastic
If everyone joins in song and dance,
Autumn♥
P.S.- i know this is a really weird thought, so bare with me or leave...not too far in the future, there will be a band of 3 people: blind, deaf, mute, armless, obese, mentally retarded conjoined triplet midgets. they all play instruments with their feet and attempt at singing. they write their own sheet music. one of them has Parkinsons Disease, another has Tourettes, and the third one is paralyzed from the neck down. the first one plays the guitar, the second one plays the keyboard, and the third one plays that really weird contraption one-man-band thing like the one Dick van Dyke played in the beginning of mary poppins(look it up).one of them had their whole face eaten off when they were two years old, and it was replaced with skin from their butt. they will be the most talented band out there and their band name will be called ".DiSaBLED." deep, right? no, not deep enough. on top of all that, they are highly allergic to most things, especially paint fumes, and every night before a concert, they are painted bright green, head to toe. the ones that aren't paralyzed have rickets, and no one helps them on stage. it takes 14 hours just to START the show. trust me when i say, the last thing we have to worry about in this messed up world is the "climate crisis".you've been warned.i'd rather be floating around in the pacific ocean then see people wait in line to see awawa,nuehde,werfiggle(did i tell you that they named themselves?)
P.P.S.-i know about the band because there is a woman who gave birth to those kids 4 years ago...i will be their band manager!:D
P.P.P.S.-if you didn't already figure it out, that's total b.s.
April 11 2008
We hope you enjoy your stayIt's good to have you with us
Even if it's just for the day
(the enterlude from the killers' album, Sam's Town)
We were on the sSar of India for one day, so yeah, the lyrics make sense. the Star of India was a cool experience. the "rat" stew was really good, actually. the first mate, mr.storkin (captain for some of you), was in Master and commander (with RUSSEL CROWE!♥♥!) and Power Rangers(ha ha).wow, tons of parentheses, i must be in a parentheses kind of mood...during night watch, we made letters for home and stories for a log book that they have. my story for the log book had to do with terror and evil, then 40 people die and the rest are like, "whatever..." and my letter home was something along the lines of everyone except for me and the captain getting eaten and me not telling him that he is going to be eaten by the kraken then i drift off into how i'm starving (my stories end out blah-ish) speaking of the captain, in the last couple of minutes before getting off of the ship, the captain stopped using his fake accent(which was really cool and when i asked him what his inspriration for it was, he said michael cain), he totally sounded like dr. evil from austin powers, just a little hint of the voice, but still funny. especially when he said "gear". haha. after getting off of the ship, austin, jacob, katie, nate, sierra, achlee, emily and i all played truth or dare, but it was more like truth.austin did this dead on impersonation of...uh...well, news spreads around the school fast, and what is said in the circle stays in the circle...sorta.i told sarah and josh about the impersonation, but nothing else said in the cirle...but anyway, we have TONS of inside jokes now, the star of india was a cool experience, i would only do it again with the school or my friends, though. :D
when it's finally legal in this state,
Autumn ♥
P.S.-i forgot to tell about the ENTIRE reason i posted a blog for today...so here it goes! when the (extremely lucky and favored) galley crew banged pots and pans together to wake us this morning, i wasn't groggy as i am when i have to get up any other day on land. maybe i should live on a boat and sleep on the floor all the time! ha ha.OH MY GOSH!(inside joke w/ the circle)
April 9 2008
Shakin' like the Devil when she lets me goGot a new place, and how it's so much better
Falling over myself, the televisions' on,
I turn it off and smile
Oh, Jennifer, you know I always tried
Before you say goodbye
(Leave the bourbon on the shelf from the killers' album, sawdust)
oh my holy freaking goodness!!no panic at the disco lyrics!!i was in a killers mood today...so tomorrow me and my buddies are going on the Star of india overnight!!i'm actually looking forward to it, unlike SOMEONE *cough*genna!*cough*...not really doing anything...nothing else to type...sorry katie!(she threatened to kill me if i didn't make a blog!!)so i wont make a blog tomorrow because i've got better things to do!*throws back head and walks off*
If i don't get caught,
Autumn ♥
April 7 2008
Our daydream spills from my gold headBreaks free of my wooden neck
Left a nod over sleeping waves
Like bobbing bait for bathing cod
Floating flocks of candle swans
Slowly drift across wax ponds
(behind the sea from Panic at the Disco's new album, Pretty.Odd.)
my mom is faking actual feelings and yeah...i'm once again feeling crappish... oh yeah!!here are my top 5 favorite ways to say "crap"
4.Crappish
3.Craptastic
2.Crapful
1.Crapuluous
(i did that because i have nothing else to type)augh...mad at SOO many people...very augh today, i'm usually moderate.here are my top 5 ways to answer to "how are you?"
4.eh(if i know they really don't care how i alone answer)
3.moderate(for a laugh)
2.ok(if i don't care how i answer)
1.CRAPPISH!(wooo!!if i'm around my friends or dad :D)
well...that's all i can think of...bye!!
because it's in the contract,
Autumn ♥
April 6 2008
Take a chance, take you shoes off, dance in the rainAnd I was flashing around
And the news spread all over town
I’m not complaining that it’s raining I’m just saying that I like it a lot
More than you think
If the sun would come out and sing with me
(I have friends in holy places from Panic at the disco's new album, Pretty.Odd.)
i am trapped once again at my mom's house. i freaking hate her so much. ughhh...on a different subject, yesterday i said i would review Panic at the Disco on SNL, so, here goes...they did Nine in the Afternoon and I Write Sins not Tragedies.on their second one, Brendon was sorta playing with his voice and freestyling at the end.it was weird...so yeah...Christopher Walken was a great host and the skits were very funny, my favorite was the one where they were selling pills that only gave you an annual period. it was hilarious how they all went mad and one of them made out with a dog :3. Oh, and i finally stopped stalling and actually uploaded the videos!!see them here!! and you can see the YouTube account here...
if you dont count last month,
Autumn ♥
April 5 2008
[EDIT]if Oprah was the Pope, she'd be the POPE-rah!!lol[/EDIT]I want to go where everyone goes,
I want to know what everyone knows
I want to go where everyone feels the same
I never said I'd leave the city,
I never said I'd leave this town.
A falling out we won't tiptoe about.
(that green gentleman from Panic at the Disco's new album, Pretty.Odd.)
i've just really been liking panic at the disco's songs.they're on SNL tonight!!yaaay!! ^_^ i'm TOTALLY watching it and then giving it a review(i know they'll totally rock though!!) they've become slightly more gay, but in a way slightly LESS gay since not being emo anymore.from gay emo to gay hippie...at least they're cute...:Di'm so evil...lol. soo...i'll try to post later today...it's only 10 in the morning now.bye peeps!!
as long as i'm not within 300 yards,
Autumn ♥
April 4 2008
In this little number we are graced by two displays of character,
We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire, a walking contradiction;
And I for one can see no blood
From the hearts and the wrists you allegedly slit
And I for one wont stand for this
If the scene were a parish you'd all be condemned.
(I constantly thank God for esteban from Panic at the Disco's first album, a fever you can't sweat out)
hehe, just lyrics on my mind.i love that song :D it's gonna be hard listening to south park and blogging (as you might know, i'm suckish at multitasking) :/ so yeah...since katie left, EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED!!AAAH! :O it's the AFROcalypse(everyone having an afro), oompa loompas dropping out of hellicopters and shooting machine guns, a glory hole right on a tree in the parking lot, david's supposed "guy parts" have a mouth, and something that i shouldn't mention on this blog...so yeah i'll post tomorrow if i FEEL like it...luv yah!!
on sunday nights when the rates are cheap,
Autumn ♥
April 2 2008
i haven't been on this blog in a long time!!lol...i hav better things to do u losers :) ...jfk(just f***ing kidding) i've been smoking deep fried chocolate covered midgets on a stick and watching south park on comedy central.com!lol stan vomited on wendy's face just as i typed that!:D lol stupid stan :3. welll...i guess i'm gonna get off eventually.EVENTUALLY. well i'm probably not going to post for a while so you've got to savor this moment. lol i'm soo special!!:D APPRECIATE MEE...augh i'm trying to simultaneously type and watch tv at the same time and i got to go to bed...haha stupid cartman!!:D byee!
until further notice,
Autumn ♥
March 22 2008
haven't posted in a while, so uh, sorry. it's 11:24 pm which can only mean...LATE NIGHT SUPER AWESOME FANTASTIC AMAZING COOL BLOG TIME!WOO! :D ohmigosh... brendon urie is really hot, i don't even care if he is short and has a really weird emo bowl cut. <3 he is hot anyway, which is really hard to accomplish. ^>^(wtf is up with the smiley??) brandon flowers is really hot too... but he's always, y'know, SERIOUS. brendon urie is serious too... but he's more like me most of the time (annoying 12 year old girl?) no, poopyface! :C he's more goofy. anyway, today i've just been crushing on him. oddly enough, i also have a crush on that dude in the freecreditreport.com commercials, y'know, the singing dude...matt haines has all of the songs memorized freakishly enough. yeah, the free credit report dude is hot. it's spring break, whoopdy frickin' doo. maybe i'll post tomorrow, maybe not.the last time i checked,
Autumn ♥
March 16 2008
i deleted all my pissy blogs. uhm that's pretty much it, i emofied my page and stuff. :\ finally finished my lit. project, the works cited took for freakin' ever, but i am soo glad that i'm done. i FINALLY got the hives and killers songs that genna gave me uploaded to my phone and omg, sam's town is probably my fav.:DD thanks soo much genna!as far as i know,
Autumn ♥
March 11 2008
ugh. mother dearest got pulled over today. :| i really couldn't care less if they arrested her,but i was ticked that it took the officer forever to write the darn ticket. she was swerving and speeding. big woop.either shoot her in the head already or let me go home. now just because as a joke i put a post it on my rockstar for the spanish class auction tomorrow that said "not yours" as a joke, she's going all psycho and making me feel like dirt. :(anyway, katie and i are going to write a list of things we want to do and inside jokes, and we'll open them in eight years.:D oh,
until further notice,
Autumn ♥
P.S.:Joe LOVES shoes
click hurr
March 10
yay. i finally stopped slacking and put up a layout! i'll ask my dad to put up the vids later this week. i'm at my mom's place x_x[no comment] and, um, will be able to ask him about helping me at least by thursday.ohohoh, and if you want to ask me a question, email me at tccs@palen.com and i will answer you via email and unless you don't want me to, will post the question on this page.so, email me or i'll have someone take care of you. i'm watching you. closely. >:P anywayyy... REALLY FREAKING BORED. genna got a new phone! woo genna! :) but it's nowhere near thursday! waah! :( my mom's on a date with a random guy she met yesterday*inhale**exhale*ok, cursing free, cursing free, cursing free*breathe into paper bag*wooh, anyway, where was i?uhm...more to blog tomorrow.until further notice,
Autumn ♥